Falcon PUNCH!

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How My Wife Would Like Me To Handle Bugs In The House.

Yep That Is Definitely Way Better (NSFW)

Here is some constructive criticism for the first episode of Star Wars. Personally I agree and now I can have wonderful dreams about how the movie should of went down. NSFW due to language and some Star Wars smut he reads at the end.

Japan in 2 Minutes (NSFW)

They do other countries too, but since I have been to Japan I can at least give my thumbs up approval to the validity of this video. Enjoy

Update Your Child's Army Men

With these Awesome Army Men vs Zombies from ThinkGeek. About time they upgraded this stuff. Time to make sure your kids are with the times. Have to train them up to combat the zombie apocalypse  and what better way to do that than setting up "end of the world" scenarios with these figures?

Old news: How To Fix Your Roller Coaster When It Breaks

Here is some footage of Lithuanians doing it right. In America it would've been a 10 hour problem. So some smart guy put some good music to this video. Fun fun! I am never riding a roller coaster ever again. Just kidding.

How I Used To Play With Dolls

So this is my new favorite show! Why you may ask, well it brings back wonderful memories of being forced to play with Barbie dolls by my lady friends growing up.



Wait you used to be forced to play with dolls? Why didn't you beat up girls and force them to play with G.I. Joes? Well if you watched the video I obviously bottled up my anger and took it out on the dolls.

Latest Epic Rap Battle of History. Woot! (NSFW)

I love me some Epic Rap Battles of History. NSFW due to language.