Friday, December 7, 2012

Russia Your Doing It Wrong...

Here is a video compilation of why I'm never going to Russia. I mean at 6:12 a truck driver gets thrown through his windshield, and just walks away. What!? They drive like crazy and Youtube shows me they all carry weapons and are more than willing to use them in daily situations... Hit the Jump to see a video of some  Russians getting out of a taxi with said weapons. The first 10 second of the video has minor language due to music playing but after than it is all clean, unless you speak Russian, then I am sure they are NSFW...




Winter...

Yes winter is coming... and my distaste for it might be because my childhood might have probably gone like this.


Manliness Battle!

Thursday, December 6, 2012

What Does Nic Cage Do When He Is Not Making Crappy Movies?

He is making cheesy Japanese commercials about Pachinko. I think something may be...lost in translation... get it? If you don't know what Pachinko is, just picture the Penny Slots at Reno. Lots of smoking and people living at a machine that makes loud noises and has flashy lights.

New Star Trek Trailer!

Hang on to your captains chair, there appears to be some turbulence ahead.

Make Them Feel Comfortable

What to do if guests come into town.:-)

Sorry About The Hiatus.

Here is something for your troubles.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Oldie But Goldie

Been awhile since i I have seen this but a friend of mine linked it over to me. I am  Star Wars fan so of course seeing it once is never enough.


The Proper Way To Remove Facial Hair


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

How My Wife Would Like Me To Handle Bugs In The House.


Yep That Is Definitely Way Better (NSFW)

Here is some constructive criticism for the first episode of Star Wars. Personally I agree and now I can have wonderful dreams about how the movie should of went down. NSFW due to language and some Star Wars smut he reads at the end.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Japan in 2 Minutes (NSFW)

They do other countries too, but since I have been to Japan I can at least give my thumbs up approval to the validity of this video. Enjoy

Update Your Child's Army Men

With these Awesome Army Men vs Zombies from ThinkGeek. About time they upgraded this stuff. Time to make sure your kids are with the times. Have to train them up to combat the zombie apocalypse  and what better way to do that than setting up "end of the world" scenarios with these figures?

Old news: How To Fix Your Roller Coaster When It Breaks

Here is some footage of Lithuanians doing it right. In America it would've been a 10 hour problem. So some smart guy put some good music to this video. Fun fun! I am never riding a roller coaster ever again. Just kidding.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

How I Used To Play With Dolls

So this is my new favorite show! Why you may ask, well it brings back wonderful memories of being forced to play with Barbie dolls by my lady friends growing up.



Wait you used to be forced to play with dolls? Why didn't you beat up girls and force them to play with G.I. Joes? Well if you watched the video I obviously bottled up my anger and took it out on the dolls.

Latest Epic Rap Battle of History. Woot! (NSFW)

I love me some Epic Rap Battles of History. NSFW due to language.

So This is a Show Now. Count me in!



Hit the Jump for more videos!

Lebowski strikes again. Get it? Hahahaha!

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I mean i was laughing so hard when I came up with that one I accidentally pushed out a big Lebowski in my pants. Oh man there I go again! Oh stop! Have Mercy!

Ninja Baby vs. Ninja Dragon

This video brings back to good old memories of my childhood. This video is a pretty good representation of how my childhood was. Except I didn't fight a dragon, I fought against my arch rival Barkley (A large hairy dog that was larger than I was) and his countless other minions (bears and such). I would have to ninja fight my way through all his minions and eat their fluffy hearts to gain strength to fend off the evil Barkley. Ohh man those were the days. Good thing I survived....